Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
And it just wouldn't be a Thursday night without me having to cuss out a foreigner. The streak continues.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
I have serious attachment issues. I just realized how long its been since ive smoked out of my bong and I feel guilty for dis owning it this week
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