Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
I just remembered our "im drunk enough to look at your vagina" conversation. Is that offer still valid? I really think I need a second opinion
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Oh god, so much rum. I think I was in a shotgun wedding with a Bacardi promotion girl.
I went around and congratulated every guy that had a beard for having one
Goddamn tequila
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
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