I wish i was in the wii world.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
rolling absolute tits, turn on the red lights for when i get home.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
I have a strong contender for the new number 1 position for fwb. He met me at the door with pizza and a shot of patron
HOLY FUCK I almost floated out of the city. Thank god my dog kept me down.
i now understand why vodka
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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