you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
this is not the time for floating mt dew and shots of tequila.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
From the guy that lifted you into a fan I'm sorry
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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