ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
I think the threesome was inevitable when she walked out in nothing but his boxers followed by him completely naked.
Nothing says thanksgiving like acid flashbacks
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
WE ARE DOOMED.
And not the good kind of doomed. Assuming there is one.
it isn't the robot apocalypse that's for sure
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
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