Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
Houston, we have a squirter
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
She's dipping the chocolate graham crackers in marshmallow vodka for a 'campfire taste'
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
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