If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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