All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I get drunk and say inappropriate things... you get drunk and sleep with inappropriate people. it's what we do.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
he made me scream out "#24" while we fucked...no more football players
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
No, it wasn't really a sexy 'I'm going to go masturbate.' It was an 'I'm going to go masturbate' that implied I was going to drink a tall boy of Mikes and cry while I looked at lesbian porn.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Bro i just made a pipe out of a mechanical pencil and the top to an eye drop bottle. Does that make me some kind of pot god?
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