I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
My moral compass cannot be waived by two measly bloody Mary's
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