Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
the fact that you have a guy named the "i want you to tie me up and fuck me" guy speaks volumes about your life.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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