I want to make a zoo with you.
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Nothing gets you judged faster than having cum in your hair at the gas station.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
It's one of the few times I hit fuck it levels of not caring
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
My bookbag can hold 30+ beers. They shoulda put that on the tag bc its a big selling point
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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