420 ftw
just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
What is the current exchange rate for ramen to jello shots?
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
At one point during xmas dinner my whole family was double fisting. It was like thats how I learned to drink moment
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
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