Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
Dont even get me started. you fell asleep in my kitchen after being cockblocked when you tried to use my roommates bedroom.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
