drank two beers while on the toilet at home during lunch break. new high or new low, not sure
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
what do we think the timeline is for when your liver will begin to revolt against your drinking habits?
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
This is like 50 shades on steroids but with healthy relationship models and mutual respect among all parties involved and lesbian activity.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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