Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
.....woke up with a tube of cinnamon buns in my pocket, i miss you
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
Whenever I walk away from the group without saying anything, NEVER assume I'm just going to the bathroom.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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