I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
Yup we found her. The bouncer was carrying her out
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