discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
woke up wearing a canadian flag with the starting forward of the hockey team. i feel oddly patriotic
I was getting sick from all the peanut butter I had to lick off
Stop bitching. YOU SHOULD FEEL BLESSED TO HAVE LICKED PEANUT BUTTER OFF OF THESE TOTTERS
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
Can you find me some 'I threw up in my hair last night' medicine?
She made me pour olive oil on her.
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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