He looked me in the chest and said "I think I was visited by the titty fairy last night"
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
And I'm still awake, and you left me. Like the guy on Jurassic Park, that jumped out of the car expecting me to save myself while there is a man eating T-rex ready to tear my ass apart except theres a mathematician and paleontologist there to save me because they are bad asses.
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
Sleeping in a car was not on my list of plans for the night.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
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