problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
Nicee. Atleast your phone doesn't change pen in to PENISsSSSSSSS like mine does
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I got head this morning from the 31-year-old version of Jenn. It was like a blow job from the future while a simultaneous blast from the past for 10 minutes.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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