Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
She was blowing me like a porn star and all I could think was "you just told me your grandfather is dying in hospice right now"
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
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