Just cropdusted the office
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
You got kicked out of the strip club for spilling a tall boy on the stage and when the bouncers came to take you out you told them that they should probably go clean up your pee in the back corner cause they didn't seem to notice that
Pre warning. Your not gonna sleep tonight cuz I'm staying with your roommate. Thanks for breaking up with me.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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