I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Just once id like to sleep with a man who i havent thrown up on
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
He turned me down because he was still doing his taxes.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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