i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
let’s face it, me joining a co-ed soccer league is like, 33% motivated by my crotch seeking a healthy outlet
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
Randomize
