I hate all girls vehemently.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Funny how the post-sex UTI lasted longer than the entire relationship.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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