my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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