So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
You're the end to all my bad dreams.
Did you have that reoccuring dream about me banging your mom again?
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
It's 2:30 on a Friday afternoon. It's snowing and must be about 20 degrees outside. I'm sitting in this class with 300 people using up every ounce of energy and willpower not to puke all over the girl in front of me. This has got to stop.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
I'm just wondering how Jon managed to get vomit ON THE CEILING?
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
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