What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Well I almost walked away with an Irish guy's boarding pass and some south guy's dignity
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
And after that you guys started calling arbor mist "breakfast juice"
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
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