Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Definitely saw about 20 people at my final that were never present before. It's like seeing who's gonna be serving me fries in 4 years.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
if she didnt wantt to be febrezed, she shouldnt have smelled so desperate.
Should we buy the taco bell before hand? Not having taco bell on Quattro de mayo isn't a risk I'm willing to take
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
I just had a spiritual connection with my sweater and did ballet in the hallway. Alone. I'd say we're gonna chalk that up as a win for marijuana and call it a night
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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