Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
it was really awkward meeting your mom for the first time while i was still wearing the condom we were using.
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
Considering we're about to fuck, I really need your girlfriend to stop liking all my Facebook posts.
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
My orgasm happened in two different decades
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