I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Had "I should be in prison or dead" storytime at the bar. Found out James has done blow off a dead guy. Overwhelmed and speechless.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
Okay. Did I say I did anything unusual? Because I usually do weird stuff. Did I clean mirrors? My mirrors are really clean, and I think I remember having windex..
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