is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
phil was outside the bar last night, sitting on the ground playing songs on a guitar hero guitar to people walking by for money...best version of free bird ever
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
he told her to call him "Frog Legs" and she still fucked him and not you.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Can you come over?
Sex??
Sure but there’s also a squirrel in my garage I need you to take care of.
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