My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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