Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
ignore voicemail. the cock hath been unblocked.
you miss my big massive throbbing cock dont you?
Woah.
that's not how you spell hell yes.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
Should I be concerned you put your last name in my phone as "danger"?
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
You were on the train yelling, "THIS TRAIN NEEDS TO GO FASTER SO I CAN GO HAVE SEX WITH MY BOYFRIEND!!!"
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
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