can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
well when i got there she was attempting to stick the cat in her mouth.. so maybe you should go check on her
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Great news! In less than 2 hours, I'm ripping your underwear off with my teeth!
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
I've now spilled wine and got poptarts all over my cast. So much for my doc taking me seriously...
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Sad realization: so long as I use this sleep apnea machine, I will never be the little spoon!
Just keep your throat open and beer will always find its way in.
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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