She said as long as i don't wake her up she doesn't care what hole i use.
Got yourself a keeper right there.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I remember sitting there at the toilet, bleeding everywhere and thinking, "I walked from my bedroom to here. What happened?"
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
It's going to be weird as hell when you have kids. I'll meet them and think "Hi, Did you know that I was almost your dad?"
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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