I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
I told her my hands were paint brushes and her vagina was my canvas
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
You just missed an honest to god bukkake
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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