yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
T-minus about 54 seconds until I am too high to speak English.
I'm jealous
My throat feels like a candle.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
The last thing I remember was paying off her younger brother not to judge me, then puking on his shoes.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
I just sang country roads at the top of my lungs with my cab driver. Tonight was a success.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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