if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
make sure you eat your skittles last so when you barf you can barf RAINBOWS.
I'm glad you enjoy my eating disorder so much.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
i think it was just a coincidence but she literally vomited the second she saw my penis.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
My time here is complete. I think I have now thrown up in every major degree programs building
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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