This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
The real estate's complaint had the words "loud squealing at 2am" in it. Then I remembered that was me spoon feeding you guys old potato salad while you screeched like baby birds. Great night.
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
You told me that you would let her eat cake off of your ass, then fell asleep on the floor
Randomize
