I look better un-naked...
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
just got drunk at a party with Christmas themed solo cups.. holidays are officially here.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
Sometimes I seriously wonder if I could get away with vodka Sundays at work. Cuz this red bull feels naked.
2 rounds of irish car bombs have already been taken to your 5 year sober anniversary
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
We left the knife in your bed.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
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