I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
So the dude who sold me my english book is the same guy who let me punch him in the face in exchange for a cig at a party a few weeks ago. small world huh ?
I just audibly asked myself if i wanted to masturbate.
And then audibly agreed
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Is it okay to thank someone for the orgasms they gave you, even though they weren't with you?
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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