Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I had a glass of wine for breakfast. It's gonna be a rough week.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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