by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
my being single is dangerous.
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
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It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
So far I've taken two naps, went out and bought a pizza called the Hipster, and in 15 min I'm gonna make a snow angel. Conquering Snowlandia. How bout you?
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
The bar tender had his entire hand down your asscrack.
I forgot about that. I was in MULTIPLE dimensions.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
