speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I just saw an appointment in my phone called "it's been a month" I think I drunkly did that after I slept with Paul to remind myself to check if I got knocked up... I'm smarter drunk than sober.
I am naked in a blanket sprawled on my bed eating a pastry. This is all I want out of life. Ever.
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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