I can text with my tongue
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
I know its hard to believe that I'm already drunk at 12 p.m. but I am, so dont call me asking to go to the gym.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
we played his NES Classic. Turns out there is a warp zone to my vagina.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
Randomize
