OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
She left me naked in my bed and without my phone I had her give me her phone number on the calculator on my laptop. It might be fake.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Long fucking story. But hey I got an orgasm and breakfast so I'm winning.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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