oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Who would have thought the night we were surrounded by 4 cops would be the most responsible night of the week.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
My poor liver. I drank enough on NYE to sustain an alcohol addiction for the entirety of 2015.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
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