We're hooking up, I have a toothbrush at her place, and yet on leaving her apartment a minute ago we said goodbye with a hi five. WTF?
You're upset about this?
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
if I'm ever single again, I swear to god I'm going to have 87 venerial diseases
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
Let's stay in this weekend and play drinking games to the Winter Olympics.
As long as we can drink anytime we see a stray dog, mafia looking Russian or double toilet.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
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