it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
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