We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
She tried to sing jingle balls while blowing me
id like to think im the only pot dealing prostitute that is also an ordained minister. but maybe not. what a time to be alive
I can't handle more than one dick at once. I become crazy. It's hard to be mellow and free spirited and polygamous at the same time.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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