I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
She said my main job as maid of honor is to ensure the groom doesn't find out that each of his seven groomsmen has had his penis inside her.
Haha crisis adverted. Just told my dad I need to bone this guy. Nbd. He totes understands
I feel like I need to get a restraining order against him but I'd probably be the one to break it.
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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