I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
You wanted to speak to the manager of mcdonalds as to why a "bag of cheeseburgers" isn't a menu option.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
3 months til "no sober october" start prepping now. i cant have you bitch out on me halfway through like last year.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
Just Peed in a cup for my country. Fighting the good fight.
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