he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
Hey, did you take me to hospital last night?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
My roommate made me a peanut butter and sprinkles sandwich. Maybe tonight isn't that bad
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
There arew tilmes ina man's life when christmaas. THerew are times in a man's lfie when drunk texts from a bathrom hyufgirto. So, you know, merry chriastmans.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
Yupp. He's definitely a screamer.
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