i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I ran a string through all of my old vicodin bottles and strung them on the tree. Tis the season.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Guess who used an inflatable mattress to boat across a retention pond with brooms for oars and a radio and beer.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
My purse is full of condoms and money.
I like where this is going...
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