So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
feel weird hangin out with you now that i've eaten your sister out
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
You convinced me that eggnog and rum is a great moisturizer.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Had to leave my skype meeting to vomit. I'm obviously ready for the real world.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Randomize
